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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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It's a day off, motherfuckers!

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!

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Good day! Good day! Five gold!

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Make it to the end of the haunted house!

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And the treasure's all yours!

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You are in a miserable cubicle.

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All three levers up, the crawlspace door opens back up.

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It's about a three foot crawlspace.

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And you crawl for ten or fifteen minutes.

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A lot of crawling.

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It's a pretty long time!

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And you find your back at the entrance to the haunted house.

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I can't believe he's trapped us in another fucking place.

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It's all in the same place.

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In another maze. We're in another fucking maze is what we're doing.

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This never ends with this guy.

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So you enter into a new chamber and there are three chests.

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Go to the gold one and I investigate it.

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Not this one!

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Why not?

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I think there's snakes in there.

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Oh, okay.

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And inside the oak chest springs an animated giant skeleton.

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Thea is going to cast Eldritch Blast on this motherfucking bony skeleton bitch.

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You let forth three Eldritch Blasts and they strike into the skeleton,

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welling up with this magical energy and explode the skeleton across the room.

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Thea, I feel like, do you want this ring in this box?

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You really like blasted the shit out of that skeleton.

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Yeah, you kind of earned it after that.

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And I cast Detect Magic on it.

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You can detect that it is a ring of protection.

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You all three walk through.

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The mist envelops you and you find yourself back at the beginning of the maze.

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But instead of the stone floor, it is turned back to wood.

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And you look down and the three of you are completely naked.

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Now we're talking.

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Well, there's your three chances.

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Hope you try again next time, eh?

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You guys head off perhaps into the Yawning Portal Inn.

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You open the door and it's a loud ruckus event going on

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and you hear, somebody's gonna get fucked!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast

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and I'm your dungeon master Russ More

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and with me today all smiles is Amy More.

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I'm trying to bottle up and push down my rage

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and this is going to help me because I play Thea Amastasia.

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And Carla Johnson.

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I'm always trying to bottle up and push down my rage.

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And I play Nylaura Moonbrook.

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You do it very successfully and finally Tom Laird.

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Whole lot of rage here too, but I think I do a pretty good job

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of tamping it down and I play Flintfire Reard.

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I kind of feel that Carla might be the Hulk.

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That's what I was going for.

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It's 100% possible.

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My secret is I'm angry all the time.

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I'm always angry.

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That's the one, not the one that I said.

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You wouldn't know from the outside because you look at us four

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and we're all very, generally speaking, even killed people.

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It's true.

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They're all just like Canadians.

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We just hate life.

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Just seething.

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Secretly seething lots of stuff.

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Volcano of anger inside you.

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You know where there's lots of volcanoes of anger?

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It's over on Patreon.

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I hope that's not true.

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I don't know.

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I think we're doing a poor job.

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You know where there's...

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Wait for it.

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You know where there's not volcanoes of anger?

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Over on Patreon.

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Here it is.

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That's good.

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And when you're a patron of ours, it's very simple.

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We dedicate an episode to you.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Richard Lawrence.

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Yay, Richard.

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Richard.

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Richie.

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Uh.

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Rich?

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Rick.

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Dick?

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I mean, Dick is a...

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I mean...

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It is.

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I know many Dicks.

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Everything he signs, it's always Richard.

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Okay, let's go with Richard.

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No nicknames for you.

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No nicknames.

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You rock.

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Thanks, Richard.

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Fuck it, let's play D&D.

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Because I don't have anything else.

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Let's do it.

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Nice.

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Let's do this.

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Get to it.

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Previously, you guys did some Halloween business.

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Which has worked up now.

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I mean, that was kind of the idea, though.

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Okay, good.

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I don't feel so bad about that.

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Because what we needed, Russ, was a real lesson in humility after all of our incredible successes.

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All of our successes.

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We were getting a little full of ourselves.

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Absolutely.

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And I was like, I wish just at the end, you know, we would just be like shamed and naked.

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Like literally, literally naked.

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We really burned through that maze so fast that you had to knock us down.

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The hubris.

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The hubris in this group.

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Out of this world.

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Russ thought the maze was going to take us a full calendar year.

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And it didn't.

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Quite.

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Exceeding expectations all over the place.

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It did take three months.

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It took a quarter.

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It was a crazy amount of time.

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It took a quarter over here.

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Listen, we don't have to put measurements on things and use like units like months.

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I mean, in game, it barely took any time.

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Exactly.

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That's true.

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Let's lift that leg.

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Exactly.

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So good.

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Are we going to talk about level ups?

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Sorry.

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But you guys did after that, after the maze, you should have leveled up.

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And you did.

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So let's talk about that.

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What happens at level 13?

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Well, level 13 feels pretty good.

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Not a lot that happens at level 13.

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It's kind of just like the Tuesday of levels.

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It's really hurtful.

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Yeah, proficiency bonuses went up, so that actually will be great.

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Now Flint probably has like a plus 25 to every hit, I would assume.

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Something like that.

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We'll see how it goes.

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I got one new spell.

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Me too.

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That's fun.

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What did you get?

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It's vine related, as almost all of my spells are.

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That's pretty good though.

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It's called grasping vine.

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So I conjure up a vine, and it will grab a creature within 30 feet, unless they succeed

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on a deck save, and it will pull the creature 20 feet towards them.

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Well, that's fun.

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So that's pretty fun.

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Nice.

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I also got one.

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It's a seventh level spell, and it's Firestorm.

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And I get to create 10 foot cubes of fire within 150 feet of me.

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So I'm just like, lighten this place up.

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Glad I went first.

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That's pretty badass.

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Oh, just wait for me to bring it home, guys.

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Wait for me to bring it home.

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I can reroll a saving throw.

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I fail twice now instead of just once.

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I mean, that's pretty great.

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It's great, but nothing compared to fucking Firestorm.

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Well, until when she gets an eighth level spell, I don't know if anything

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will compare to Firestorm, because that shit's rad.

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Sounds pretty baller.

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I thought Sunbeam was really awesome, and then Firestorm came along, and I'm like,

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cubes of fire?

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See you later, Sunbeam.

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That is like one of the sharpest angled 3D shapes there is out there.

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You raise a valid point.

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Yeah, I do.

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You guys are just being nice speaks that hard name.

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I appreciate it.

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Keep it coming.

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Russ, did you get any level ups as the DM?

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Oh, I got a lot of level ups.

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I'm not allowed to talk about those level ups, though.

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Extra plus a bajillion to all my rolls.

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Wow, okay.

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Wow.

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Critchfails don't count for me.

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Wow.

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This game's level DM is pretty baller, y'all.

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Pretty badass, isn't it?

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That's not the Tuesday.

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That's the Friday.

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No, I'm kidding.

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Well, I mean, every level has to be good for somebody.

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This one's good for me.

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Yeah, Firestorm was great.

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Oh, yeah, but it's not DM.

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It's not DM going on.

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It's all right.

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Not jealous.

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It's fine.

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So, no, nothing happened for me.

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That's it.

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It's really, yeah.

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People are listening being like, oh my God, I haven't been leveling up as a DM.

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Am I supposed to be leveling up as a DM?

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The answer's no.

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Never listen to Russ.

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What things do you do?

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Dungeon Master Guide?

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Where is this section?

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Russ is just messing with us.

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Don't worry.

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Level them up.

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Yeah, DMs don't get to level up.

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They do get to create the level of difficulty around the players, though.

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So, really, it's like I get to level up every day.

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But you guys, you made it back to Waterdeep.

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You went through a little haunted house thing.

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You went and partied at the Yawning Portal.

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What happened at the Yawning Portal once you guys left the haunted house there?

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What did you guys get up to?

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I ended up making out with some half elf, half orc dude just in the corner.

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All night.

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Good for Thea.

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Nice.

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Way to go.

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Thea was very excited.

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Didn't go anywhere beyond that.

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She had an early morning.

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Well, Flame McKins was really trying to one up everybody there.

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What did Flame McKins get up to?

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We probably don't want to know.

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I mean, I saw her at the beginning of the night grinding up against some people

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who obviously did not appreciate it.

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But then after that, I kind of lost track of her.

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You know how when a dog takes its toy and just kind of humps it into submission?

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Sure.

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We're going to have to post a video, aren't we?

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Sorry, this is what Paisley does.

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And it is vulgar.

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It is aggressive.

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And it is vulgar.

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It is nothing like you'd expect this sweet little dog to do.

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It's just horrific.

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She's not sweet.

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And what did Flint and New Laura get up to there?

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We must have seen Grug, right?

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and probably caught up and saw how he was doing and, you know,

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filled him in on our latest exploits.

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So that he could write songs for them.

274
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Exactly.

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And then they ended up naked in them.

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Yeah, maybe not about the haunted house.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Grug was there.

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He was playing the song as you guys were walking down the street,

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which was graciously provided by our good friend Spencer out of game.

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He did write a song for us for that episode.

282
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Oh my God, Spencer's amazing.

283
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Spencer's great.

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But yeah, you caught up with Grug and all is good in his world,

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except for, you know, the end of the world.

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Yeah, we're all dealing with that.

287
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Yeah, I mean, everybody.

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I mean, just in the moment, everything was doing okay.

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Flint was asked to leave the establishment pretty quickly

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because he walked in Winnie the Pooh style.

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So he was wearing a shirt, but no pants.

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So yeah, he got kicked out pretty quick.

293
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So after the haunted house, you just put a shirt on?

294
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Yeah.

295
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Oh bother.

296
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Oh bother, indeed.

297
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Okay, well, I mean, it's nice that you're so comfortable with yourself now.

298
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When before you weren't so a lot of character growth for him.

299
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Yeah, it really is.

300
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It's maybe you've overcorrected, but it's still it's nice.

301
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Well, you got to steer into the skin, right?

302
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Well, that's good.

303
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It sounds like everybody had a great night

304
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and you now find yourselves waking up in the morning in your own rooms.

305
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I mean, you may be alone.

306
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I'll leave that up to you.

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What's everybody doing?

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Let's start with let's start with Thea.

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Well, Thea goes through her morning routine.

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She splashes her face with some water and it's all like dewy

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and beautiful and shit naturally like an elf is.

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And she braids her hair into a beautiful big long plate

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and gets dressed because she sleeps nude.

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As you're getting dressed, you find a note

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that you may have left to yourself that says

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Meet the group for breakfast at the Yawning Port.

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Thea picks it up and looks at it and she goes

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Thanks, slightly drunk past self.

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And I and I tuck it into my pocket because I got dressed

320
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and I go out the room with a little pep in my step.

321
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You know, after a good night of just frivolity.

322
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I like it.

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Heading off on her way,

324
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she probably woke up a little late as far as timeline goes.

325
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When does Flint wake up and what does he do?

326
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Flint woke up real early because, you know,

327
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he had a few drinks before he got kicked out of the Yawning Portal.

328
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But he went to bed pretty quick.

329
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He was out of there and then he got up.

330
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Sorry.

331
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How long were you in there Winnie the Pooh style

332
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to get drinks before they noticed you?

333
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Oh, no, the drinks were just on the bar

334
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and he just picked them up and started drinking them.

335
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He knew they were going to kick him out right away.

336
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Like the security was walking over and he was just grabbing people drinks.

337
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Oh, OK, fair enough.

338
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I'm impressed.

339
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And yeah, so he got to bed pretty quickly after that.

340
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He woke up real early because it takes a long time

341
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to get his beard looking as good as it normally needs to look.

342
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So there's a lot of oil and combs and brushes and various things.

343
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So that was pretty much his entire morning

344
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which is for your maintenance.

345
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Wow, interesting.

346
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We're learning a lot about Flint, I think.

347
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And as you were escorted or left or thrown out of the Yawning Portal,

348
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I don't know how close they got to you.

349
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Optimistic. Out!

350
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You remember hearing someone yell,

351
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Mina's here in the morning!

352
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But put pants on!

353
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He's put pants on.

354
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Long pants.

355
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Fine, whatever.

356
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And as you head out on your way to start your day,

357
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give me two good old D20 rolls there.

358
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Two of them?

359
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Two of them.

360
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
OK.

361
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The first one is a 12 and the other one is a 10.

362
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
All right.

363
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Are there bonuses?

364
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Negative.

365
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OK.

366
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
There are no bonuses in life.

367
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Good.

368
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Yep, you head out on your way to the Yawning Portal.

369
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Mm-hmm.

370
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And Donnie.

371
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Mm-hmm.

372
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
What time do you wake up and what are you doing?

373
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
I think we probably get up pretty early.

374
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I think I'm kind of a, you know, sunrise riser kind of person.

375
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000
So we, I would imagine, like, head out for a walk around the city.

376
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Donnie wants to, like, you know, I'm taking Donnie for a walk, essentially.

377
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000
He's got to, like, spread his wings.

378
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
He didn't have a great time, you know, the Yawning Portal.

379
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This isn't like, it's not really his scene.

380
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000
So, yeah, we get up early, take in the fresh air.

381
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000
There's not really that much fresh air, especially with the city totally, like,

382
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overrun with refugees and, you know, the streets packed and the remnants of the

383
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Harvest Festival littering the streets.

384
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But we still, we still do our normal morning thing of taking a walk around.

385
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I assume you two were given the direction of where to meet in the morning.

386
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Yes.

387
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Yes, I assume so.

388
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So you go about your morning, and when you think it's appropriate to go get

389
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yourself some breakfast, you begin heading towards the Yawning Portal Inn.

390
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000
And you're a good ways away because you had wandered, you know, just kind of

391
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see what the crowds were doing.

392
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And there are a lot, like, as you described, there are a lot of people

393
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packed into the streets.

394
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But normally, your time in Waterdeep, it wouldn't quite be as such.

395
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And as you're entering back into the district, you hear from behind you a man

396
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shouting, no, McCavage!

397
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:11,000
And as you turn, you see a large, big white furry buffalo chewing up a man's

398
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
vendor's cabbages.

399
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:20,000
And you see four young, they look like adventurers, trying to push the beast

400
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000
off of the cabbages as the vendor's screaming at them, stop it!

401
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
What are you doing?

402
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Get your goddamn stupid buffalo away!

403
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
I can't come up with a word for it.

404
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
But I do like all the mouth noises he makes.

405
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
He's very furious, right?

406
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
There's a lot of, like, you can tell he's very mad.

407
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah, when you're so mad, you can't even say anything.

408
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
You're just sputtering and making that sense.

409
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
And these four young adventurers, they seem like they're having a difficult

410
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,000
time getting this buffalo away from the delicious cabbages.

411
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Those delicious cabbages, sure.

412
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Well, I'm going to, I guess, go try and help.

413
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Does it have any kind of, like, must have a rope around its neck?

414
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
It's there.

415
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
It does.

416
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
It's their giant buffalo, I assume.

417
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
It would appear on first glance that it's probably their buffalo.

418
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000
It does have a furnace-type rope tied around its head.

419
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Sure.

420
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000
As you get closer, you start hearing them kind of talking to the buffalo,

421
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
and they're like, come on, scruffy, just get off of this, jeez.

422
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000
So I go over and say, like, hey, you guys, can I help?

423
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,000
I don't know, I think we're fine.

424
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000
And the vendor's like, no, get the buffalo away from here,

425
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
if you can help, please.

426
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Are all four of them, like, pulling on the rope or a couple pushing?

427
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
A couple are trying to push it from one side,

428
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
while one couple are reefing on the rope.

429
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Okay.

430
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:54,000
I am going to reach into my pocket where I have a sugar cube,

431
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
because sometimes I give them to Donnie.

432
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
See, he's got a little bit of a sweet tooth,

433
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
and I kind of hold it out in front of the buffalo

434
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:08,000
to see if I can entice it away from the cabbages with something sweet.

435
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Buffalo roll, do you need me to do a buffalo?

436
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Animal handling is probably what you want.

437
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
I am good at that.

438
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
So that is a 21.

439
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
I'm pretty good at animal handling, guys.

440
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000
This buffalo is mid-chomp into this huge head of cabbage,

441
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:31,000
and the shop owner is, like, pulling what hair he has left out,

442
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
and it looks up and smells the sugar cube

443
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
and begins to move towards your hand.

444
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Perfect.

445
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
So I kind of, like, I'm holding my hand out,

446
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000
and I kind of am, like, you know, backing away

447
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000
so that it's leading kind of away from the cabbages,

448
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
and then whoever the closest adventurer is,

449
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
I kind of, like, beckon with my other hand

450
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,000
and hand off the sugar cube to them

451
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
so that they can keep leading it away.

452
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
One of the young men, they look at you,

453
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000
and they say, thank you, thank you, sorry.

454
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
And then they look at the shop owner, and they're like,

455
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I'm sorry, and he's like,

456
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
get out of here and get your cabbages somewhere else.

457
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Yeah, guys, it's not the best place to have a buffalo.

458
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I mean, I guess you're here.

459
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Were you here for the harvest festival?

460
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Or, I mean, maybe a couple of you

461
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
could have waited outside the city with it.

462
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
You know, it's a big animal.

463
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Yeah, we were bringing in an order

464
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
of some lumber and stuff

465
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
to try and build some makeshift houses.

466
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
But, yeah, he got kind of hungry,

467
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
and we didn't have anything on us.

468
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
We hadn't got paid yet.

469
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000
So he likes the cabbages a lot.

470
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Okay, well, hold on a minute.

471
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
So I go back to the vendor,

472
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000
and I buy a few cabbages, I guess quite a few.

473
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
It's a buffalo.

474
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
They're really big.

475
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I think he's got a taste for cabbage.

476
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000
So I grab, like, an armful of cabbages,

477
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
and I come back and give them to the other adventurers

478
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
and are like, here, sorry you haven't gotten paid yet.

479
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,000
It's kind of, you know, the whole world's falling apart.

480
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
What can I say?

481
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
And I give them a couple extra sugar cubes, too,

482
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
so that they can, in case this happens again,

483
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000
despite the cabbages I have given to them for the buffalo.

484
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
They say, thank you, thank you so much.

485
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
We don't have anything to give you.

486
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Just if you ever need somebody to pull something for you,

487
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
we can help.

488
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Awesome, thank you.

489
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I will keep that in mind.

490
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
My name's New Laura.

491
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
You guys have a good day.

492
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
They kind of look at each other.

493
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
New Laura?

494
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Well, okay, thank you.

495
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
They start to stammer over their words.

496
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
You be safe.

497
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You guys, too.

498
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Thank you.

499
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,000
And they kind of pull in a, come on, Scruffy, let's go.

500
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And they hurry off down the street,

501
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
looking back over their shoulder.

502
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,000
They look a little awestruck that they just met you.

503
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
And you continue on your way.

504
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Heading toward that yawnin' portal.

505
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Thea?

506
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Yeah?

507
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
You head out into the street.

508
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
You're not far from the yawnin' portal.

509
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
You're in an area where there usually isn't hardly any people.

510
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
It's kind of where the royalty live.

511
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
And it's packed.

512
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
You're trying to weave your way through the street

513
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
to get down to the inn.

514
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000
And you see a couple kids zip by,

515
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000
one screaming at the other.

516
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
A girl is chasing after a boy who,

517
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
you're uncertain what is happening,

518
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
but she's saying, give it back!

519
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Give it back!

520
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000
And he's yelling, I'm gonna destroy your toy!

521
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
I don't care what you tell Mom!

522
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
And he's got this doll.

523
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
And he looks like he's trying to, like,

524
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
tear its head off of its body,

525
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
as this girl is just crying.

526
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
She's in tears at what she's doing.

527
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
They're chasing each other through the streets.

528
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I watch them for a moment,

529
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000
and I continue walking until I've positioned myself

530
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
in the path where they'll have to run in front of me.

531
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
And I put my leg out, and I trip the boy.

532
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
But before he hits the ground,

533
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I reach forward and I grab his arm.

534
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
So he doesn't face plant.

535
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
You know, like, I'm not looking to, like,

536
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
break a kid's tooth.

537
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000
He's not paying attention to anything else around him,

538
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000
and he goes, like, ass over tea kettle.

539
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
He's gonna hit face first,

540
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
and you catch him, and he looks up at you,

541
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
spooked and scared.

542
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
What happened?

543
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
You almost fell on the ground

544
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
after tripping over my foot.

545
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
What's making you run so fast, little man?

546
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
He's trying to destroy my things, my toy!

547
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
A little girl runs up behind him.

548
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
What are your names?

549
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
My name's Abigail,

550
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000
and my name's Ivar.

551
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Ivar, Abigail, my name is Thea.

552
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
You guys seem to have a problem here.

553
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Yeah, he won't give my toy back.

554
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Why won't you give her her toy back?

555
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Because she's a little snitch.

556
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Uh-oh.

557
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Tells on me all the time.

558
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Girls, snitches get stitches.

559
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000
I take the toy from...

560
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I take the toy from Ivar.

561
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000
I say, can I see it?

562
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
I guess.

563
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000
He seemingly reluctantly hands it over to you.

564
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
All right, now, is there a specific event

565
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,000
that you're angry that Abigail ratted you out on?

566
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
I mean, she told my parents

567
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
that I was out past curfew,

568
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
at the harvest festival.

569
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
How old are these kids?

570
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
I don't know.

571
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
He's maybe 12.

572
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
He's probably like seven or eight.

573
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Okay.

574
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Ah, out at the harvest festival, huh?

575
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
See anything good?

576
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
There was some good music,

577
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
and there was this haunted house

578
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
I wanted to go in there,

579
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
but instead I got a little scared.

580
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Yeah, no, you know what?

581
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
It was crap anyway.

582
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Abigail, why'd you tell on your brother?

583
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
He's not supposed to go out.

584
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
There's too many people.

585
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
He'll get in trouble.

586
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
He'll get hurt.

587
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Oh, it sounds like your sister's

588
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
really worried about you, Ivar.

589
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Yeah, I guess.

590
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
You know what?

591
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
I don't have any brothers or sisters,

592
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
and if I did, I hope that I'd have one

593
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
that would care about me

594
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000
as much as your sister cares about you.

595
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Okay, yeah.

596
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
What do you say we give her her toy back?

597
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,000
And Abigail, what if you let your brother

598
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
have a little bit of independence

599
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
and learn some lessons on the fly

600
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
through making mistakes

601
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
instead of running to Mom and Dad

602
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
every time he does something wrong?

603
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
As long as he stops destroying my things.

604
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I think he will.

605
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Both of them look up at you.

606
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
She's kind of expectantly,

607
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
because you're holding her toy,

608
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000
and him, like, shit.

609
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I give her back the toy,

610
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
and I say, listen,

611
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
you don't become a decimator of dragons

612
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000
by snitching or breaking the rules

613
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
your parents give you.

614
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
When you say decimator of dragons,

615
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
they kind of look at each other.

616
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
He's like, I heard a song

617
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
about the decimator of dragons.

618
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Yeah, that's a good one.

619
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Yeah.

620
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Okay, you guys, run along.

621
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Thank you.

622
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Stay out of trouble.

623
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Thank you.

624
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
She's crying into her toy

625
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
as she runs off.

626
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Continue on your way

627
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
and make it to the front door

628
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
of the yawning portal, Flint.

629
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
On your way.

630
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Nothing so nefarious happens to you.

631
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
It's children stealing each other's toys.

632
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
And a gentle white buffalo.

633
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Nefarious.

634
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Nefarious all over here.

635
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Cabbage-stealing buffaloes.

636
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Cabbages.

637
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Thief.

638
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,000
You make your way to the yawning portal,

639
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
and again, you are weaving through

640
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
people sleeping in the streets

641
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
and passing by and waking up,

642
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
because it's earlier in the day.

643
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000
And you get about halfway

644
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
or three-quarters of the way there,

645
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000
and you feel something brush up against your leg.

646
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I take a look to see what is hitting my leg.

647
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000
You look down and you see a cat

648
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,000
kind of weaving itself between your legs.

649
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Like in a friendly way?

650
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Yeah.

651
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
All right, I give him a little scratch

652
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
between the ears.

653
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,000
It purrs and it nuzzles up against you.

654
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Where'd you come from there, friend?

655
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
As you're petting it,

656
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
you notice that it's pretty thin.

657
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Like it's been perhaps on the streets

658
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
for quite a while.

659
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Do I have any food with me?

660
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
You should have some rations on you, yeah.

661
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I wonder how much Flint likes cats.

662
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
He kicks it and he's like,

663
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
ah, get out of here!

664
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Totally.

665
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
This is what character development,

666
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
this is what we find out.

667
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
So yeah, I take a look in my knapsack

668
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
and I find suitable rations

669
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
to break off for this little cat.

670
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000
I kneel down and start handing it some food.

671
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000
How big are the pieces that you're handing it?

672
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Oh, they're small.

673
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
I've crumbled them up in my hand,

674
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
so it can just kind of go to town all at once.

675
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It looks a little nervous

676
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000
before it begins to take a couple pieces

677
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
and chew them looking up at you,

678
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000
and then it eats quite readily out of your hand,

679
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000
and then a loud noise happens

680
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000
as a group of vendors behind you

681
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
are throwing boxes around,

682
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
and it scurries off down an alleyway.

683
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Well, I guess I'll see you next time.

684
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
You stand up and begin walking down

685
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
towards the awning portal,

686
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
and as you push the door open,

687
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Bork takes over.

688
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I'm not wearing any underwear.

689
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
And as you step in

690
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
and announce this to the open room,

691
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Thea, New Laura, Flameykins, and Thaddeus

692
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
are sitting staring at you,

693
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
and Flameykins is like,

694
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Oh, again?

695
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
We weren't wearing it last night either.

696
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Well, at least he's wearing pants.

697
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I guess that's an improvement, right?

698
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
I mean, he didn't announce it last night,

699
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
but that's fine.

700
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Well, I don't think he had to announce it, Flameykins.

701
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Pretty obvious.

702
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
To everyone.

703
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Touche!

704
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
No, no touche.

705
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
No, no touching.

706
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Flamey, come and sit down

707
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
and make Flameykins stop talking.

708
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
All right, all right.

709
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
So I hustle over there and pull up a chair.

710
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Guys, I just found out today

711
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I might make a great mother someday.

712
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Oh.

713
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Okay.

714
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
What happened?

715
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
What'd you do?

716
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Oh, I stopped a little squabble

717
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
between some siblings.

718
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I laid down some sweet life lessons

719
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
and changed some lives.

720
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Wow.

721
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
You gave me some sweet life lessons last night,

722
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
let me tell you.

723
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Oh, boy.

724
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Is it the lesson of, like,

725
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
consensual touching and personal space?

726
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
That's a good lesson.

727
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
That's a very good lesson.

728
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Out of game, that is a great lesson.

729
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Great lesson.

730
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Great lesson, yeah.

731
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Yeah.

732
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
It was that lesson.

733
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
It wasn't that lesson, was it?

734
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
No.

735
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Hmm.

736
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Okay.

737
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:46,000
So I brought you all here today to tell you...

738
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Mm-hmm.

739
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Wait, did I bring you all here today?

740
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
You brought us here?

741
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I'm waiting to see how this plays out.

742
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
I just really want to hear what...

743
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Why'd you bring us here, Flamykins?

744
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah, why we were gathered.

745
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I just had a note on my bedside table from myself.

746
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Yeah, I told you to write that note, obviously.

747
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I brought you all here today to tell you that

748
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000
I am breaking up the band.

749
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
What?

750
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I have to...

751
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I have been recruited by the higher-ups

752
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
in the airship squadrons

753
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:26,000
to lead a group

754
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
into battle.

755
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Is this true, Flamykins?

756
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
That doesn't sound right.

757
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Did you...?

758
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Well, I mean, okay.

759
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Did you get a job on an airship

760
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
but you have to stay in the bottom

761
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
so no one can see or talk to you?

762
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000
I mean, I got a job on an airship.

763
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Okay, congratulations.

764
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Okay.

765
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Don't have to stay in the bottom.

766
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Okay, but I'm not leading them.

767
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
I mean, sooner or later,

768
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
they'll see my leadership qualities

769
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
and they'll move me up through the ranks,

770
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
but right now, I'm...

771
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Cream always rises to the top.

772
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Absolutely.

773
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
You know what?

774
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I'm just happy that you got a job,

775
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
and I'm also happy that you're not the one

776
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
leading some people into battle

777
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
just because I think that, like,

778
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
your skills are just...

779
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
You know what?

780
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Sometimes the leaders have to deal

781
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
with so much red tape,

782
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
and you're just, like,

783
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
a get-it-done kind of person.

784
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
I am, aren't I?

785
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
You are.

786
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
So can I lift my orange juice?

787
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000
What do you drink in the morning?

788
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
What?

789
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Orange juice?

790
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
I was lifting, like,

791
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
whatever glass I have in front of me.

792
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Milk?

793
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Yeah, yeah, sure.

794
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Milk.

795
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Yeah, I lift my milk and I say...

796
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Sure, there's coffee.

797
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah.

798
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Dernan, give me some coffee.

799
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
She doesn't know what to drink.

800
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I was trying to make a toast,

801
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I was gonna say,

802
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
to FlamikinsKins.

803
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Oh, yeah, thank you.

804
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Thank you.

805
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Whatever.

806
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
FlamikinsKins.

807
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000
FlamikinsKins, when does your new job start?

808
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Yesterday.

809
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Why are you still here?

810
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I don't know.

811
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
There was a party going on.

812
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
I figured I'd get one last.

813
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Do you think they may have left without you?

814
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
No, the airships are still out there.

815
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
She looks out the window again,

816
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
and she's like,

817
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
yeah, no, they're still out there.

818
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
I'm still good.

819
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Well, we'll miss you.

820
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Well, I mean,

821
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
I'll miss you guys, too.

822
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
I'm sure I'll see you, you know,

823
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
around.

824
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Yes, it's been good.

825
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Thanks for getting me back from the forest.

826
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Not gonna be the same without you.

827
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
It's not, FlamikinsKins.

828
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
We're gonna miss you.

829
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I'm glad you're gonna be back on a ship, though.

830
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
It seems like that's kind of where you're meant to be.

831
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Yeah, I've been missing the open seas.

832
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I mean, I don't really get the open seas,

833
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
but it's kind of up in the air,

834
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
which is a really cool thing.

835
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I mean, aesthetically,

836
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
it's similar to the ship you were on in the open seas,

837
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
so that's something, right?

838
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Sure.

839
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Still the same kind of creaking noise

840
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
and then the rocking.

841
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
A lot of familiarity.

842
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Sick.

843
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Is air sick instead of sea sick?

844
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,000
I'm sure it'll be back in my air legs in no time.

845
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
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895
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
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896
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897
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
I hope so.

898
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
We were like literally just on an airship,

899
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
and you did fantastic.

900
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Well, thank you.

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00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Thank you.

902
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
You guys did pretty good, too,

903
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
but not enough to be recruited by the squadron.

904
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Fair point.

905
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Yeah, yep.

906
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Thaddeus says, too, he's like,

907
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000
well, if we're breaking up the band,

908
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,000
part of the battle against Tiamat,

909
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I've been asked to join the Arcane Brotherhood's front,

910
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:44,000
and I believe unless you guys feel you need extra support,

911
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
which I mean, you guys, you've come a long way

912
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
since Grants has started telling me about you.

913
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
You've only died once since I've been around,

914
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
so that's a bonus.

915
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Well, it may have been because you've been around Thaddeus, but...

916
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Yeah, just know that when it comes to the final battle,

917
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
we will be there providing support to you and to everybody else.

918
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000
What about you and the airships, Flammokin?

919
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Are you guys going to be there, too?

920
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I'm pretty sure.

921
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
There was some talk about, you know,

922
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
arranging how we're going to do this final attack here,

923
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000
and they just seem to be waiting on something.

924
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Well, they're waiting for you to step up and join their fleet.

925
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
They did.

926
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Now they're not going to wait anymore.

927
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
We're to run a fleet of a thousand ships!

928
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Were they waiting for you to leave the room

929
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
to continue talking about the plan?

930
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I don't know.

931
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I'm just curious.

932
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
What are you saying, Thea?

933
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Loose lips sink ships.

934
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
You're saying people don't like to tell me secrets?

935
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
While they're having this conversation,

936
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I'm going to, like, have an aside with Thaddeus, if I can.

937
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah, for sure.

938
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,000
And say, Thaddeus, I really hope that...

939
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,000
that you know that I didn't mean it

940
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
when I stabbed you in the chest.

941
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I healed you right after, and I just...

942
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I know that it's the dagger.

943
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
You know that, right?

944
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I hope that's not why you're leaving us.

945
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You hear in your head,

946
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Oh, come on, you kind of meant it a little bit.

947
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
and Thaddeus is like, I understand.

948
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I have been and will continue to do some research

949
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
and find whose dagger it is

950
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
or what they are responsible to.

951
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I hope you figure it out soon,

952
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000
because putting that on the battlefield

953
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,000
might be a... a detriment?

954
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
I know you're right.

955
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
But it could be so much fun.

956
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:03,000
I will still be there on the battlefield with... with you.

957
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And together we should watch out for that

958
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
if you're not able to get rid of it before

959
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000
or deal with it in a way that seems beneficial to your cause.

960
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah, I'm gonna try and get rid of it.

961
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I just... I don't want it to make me hurt anybody if I... if I do.

962
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
You are strong, Nylar. You can fight it.

963
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
So you're telling me that I am the reason

964
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
that people don't tell other people's secrets?

965
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
No, no, no, that's not what I said.

966
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
You misunderstood me.

967
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
What I said was, sometimes when you're told...

968
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000
And I want to have an aside with Thaddeus as well.

969
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Go for it.

970
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I lean over and I kind of put my hand next to my mouth

971
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
so that like everybody can't really see what I'm saying to them.

972
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And then I remember that I have beard oil all in my beard

973
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
and it's everywhere on my head.

974
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Which, if anyone's ever put beard oil in their beard before

975
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
and then touched their beard, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

976
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
How would Bort respond to the fact that Flint has so much beard oil in it?

977
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oh, he finds it. He's like, what the fuck is on my hand?

978
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000
But he says, speaking of... I overheard your guys' conversation.

979
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaking of getting rid of things, how do I...

980
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
How do I get out of this guy's head?

981
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Pardon me? Flint?

982
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Oh, do you not know?

983
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Okay, so a while back...

984
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Okay, long story short, there's two of us in this dude's brain.

985
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
My name's Bort.

986
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Dragonborn, from a different planet.

987
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
And I want to get the fuck out of here.

988
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
How do I get out of here?

989
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I mean, we were told a list of items to get at one point,

990
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
but do you have any leads on that?

991
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Um...

992
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
No? What? Okay.

993
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Well, pleasure to meet you, Bort.

994
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Hey, if you're joining this arcane neighborhood,

995
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
you must know a thing or two.

996
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,000
So how would you approach the problem of two souls in one body?

997
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Well, they must be...

998
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
separated, obviously.

999
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
No doi.

1000
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Anytime a soul has possessed or become part of another being,

1001
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000
it's a brutal and painful process in the ritual that ensues.

1002
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I mean, I got my head chopped off at one point,

1003
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
which was pretty brutal and pretty painful, so I'm up for it.

1004
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Okay. Okay.

1005
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So the thing is, though,

1006
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000
unless you have been given a way to separate the souls

1007
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
and, you know, put them in a vessel appropriate for a soul,

1008
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
one of them is gone.

1009
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Mm-hmm. I mean, at this rate, I would even accept being gone,

1010
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
just to be free of this prison.

1011
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Okay. Okay.

1012
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I can look into that more for you, good Bort.

1013
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Nice to meet you.

1014
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I would appreciate that greatly.

1015
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
And he totally believes that this is not Flint pulling a fast one on him,

1016
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
so that's good.

1017
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:27,000
And I'm sorry to hear that this has happened.

1018
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Tom, roll a d20.

1019
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
That is a one.

1020
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Huh?

1021
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
You're still Bort.

1022
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Okay.

1023
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I'm sorry to hear that this has happened to you, Bort.

1024
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
It's all good, man.

1025
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,000
If you could speed along, expedite that process,

1026
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
that information for me, that would be aces.

1027
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
I'm on it.

1028
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I'm on it.

1029
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
And I will look into separating souls.

1030
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
This is a new one for me, specifically.

1031
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Okay. Yeah.

1032
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
This has been a good, insightful breakfast.

1033
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Ooh, boy.

1034
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Does he say that a little loudly?

1035
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
He is like...

1036
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000
No one is supposed to know about the underwear that I gave to him, okay?

1037
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
What?

1038
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
What?

1039
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Well, now we all know.

1040
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
You've given people underwear, too?

1041
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
No, this was part of a...

1042
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
That's what they were fighting about.

1043
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
That was a secret that I told her that...

1044
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I've missed that part.

1045
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I'm having three fucking conversations here.

1046
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Get it together.

1047
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
You leveled up and everything.

1048
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Yeah, level 13 DM.

1049
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Come on.

1050
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Okay.

1051
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
You guys continue finishing up your breakfast.

1052
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Dernan brings you a full round.

1053
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
It's a full English, as they say.

1054
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Ooh, big fry-up.

1055
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yep.

1056
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
It's very good.

1057
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
And then Flamekin stands up,

1058
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000
which looks like she's much lower than she was before,

1059
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
pulls herself up onto the chair and says,

1060
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Well, I think I'm off.

1061
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
It's been a pleasure, folks.

1062
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I'll see you on the battlefield

1063
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
when we will ride to Justice and Dawn

1064
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
all the things that they say.

1065
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Stay safe, Flamekins.

1066
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Yeah.

1067
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Work on that battle cry for the actual battle.

1068
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
I look forward to hearing it.

1069
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Yeah, probably.

1070
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
If you're going to be leading those ships, Flamekins,

1071
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
it's probably a good idea.

1072
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Right.

1073
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
How did that one go that you said, Flint?

1074
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I'm not wearing underwear?

1075
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I'm not wearing underwear!

1076
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
It throws your enemies off.

1077
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Trust me.

1078
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It's got a good ring to it.

1079
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
I like it.

1080
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
All right.

1081
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
And she leaps across the table

1082
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000
and gives each of you a big hug.

1083
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
I slip a condom in her pocket

1084
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
because I'm worried about her safety.

1085
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Make a stealth roll.

1086
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
20.

1087
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Wow.

1088
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Yep.

1089
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Slip.

1090
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
And everybody else,

1091
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
or at least Thaddeus, stands up at this point and says,

1092
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Well, we still have these grungs,

1093
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,000
but these grungs will have to wait till after the battle,

1094
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I believe.

1095
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
And hopefully you can join me at that point.

1096
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
If we don't defeat Tiamat,

1097
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
the grungs aren't really going to have much of a home to go to anyway.

1098
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
That's true.

1099
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I run over and I give him a big hug.

1100
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Yeah.

1101
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Big hug.

1102
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Does he look uncomfortable?

1103
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I mean, he kind of has the old man.

1104
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000
He's not used to physical touches.

1105
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Face.

1106
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
And then he reciprocates it.

1107
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
A nice warm hug.

1108
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I imagine Thaddeus be a good hugger.

1109
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
It is at least an 18.

1110
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Oh, that's a good hug.

1111
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
That's a really good hug.

1112
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
I give him one of those forearm handshakes

1113
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
where you grab the inside of the forearm.

1114
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
To check for weapons?

1115
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
To check for weapons.

1116
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Just to shake his hand.

1117
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
You find there's a Glock 45.

1118
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Oh, that's a surprise.

1119
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It's an interesting place to keep it, too.

1120
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Yeah.

1121
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I approach him with my hands real up in the air,

1122
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
almost like I'm unarmed,

1123
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
but also I am going in for a hug.

1124
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
He gives you the finger guns.

1125
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
That's fair.

1126
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And he's like, ah, ah.

1127
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
That's fair.

1128
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
And then he gives you a hug.

1129
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
And then you hear in your head, Nularaaaa,

1130
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Come on, just one more.

1131
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Just in the...

1132
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
No, OK.

1133
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Maybe not today.

1134
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
It's a sentimental moment.

1135
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I get it.

1136
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Oh, that's swell.

1137
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I'm glad the dagger's reasonable.

1138
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Swell.

1139
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Somewhat reasonable.

1140
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
I mean, he reads the room,

1141
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
so that's all you can ask for.

1142
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And Thaddeus and Flamigan's head out

1143
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
of the yawning portal in...

1144
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Freeze frame, silhouetted against a bright day,

1145
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
a tall Thaddeus, a tiny Flamigan

1146
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
leaving the yawning portal.

1147
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Super sweet.

1148
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

1149
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1150
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Oh, I'm the yawning portal over here.

1151
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
They ain't here.

1152
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
It says.

1153
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Looks to have to do with a great story.

1154
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1155
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
You are.

1156
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1157
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1158
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1159
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1160
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1161
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
I mean, I could be talking to you.

1162
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I mean, in real life, whenever I see a cat,

1163
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
I literally meow at it, so it's not so crazy

1164
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
he would talk to it.

1165
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I'm literally like,

1166
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
hey meow meow, meow meow meow,

1167
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
to every random cat I see on the street.

1168
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,000
So I'm not saying that's not weird.

1169
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Just saying it's not weird that Flint would

1170
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
talk to a cat that approached him.

1171
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
It is done.

1172
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
It is done, exactly.

1173
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Is that the voice?

1174
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I don't remember.

1175
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I think it was.

1176
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
It's the voice now.

1177
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I really thought it was much more silky.

1178
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Oh no, he's pretty creepy now.

1179
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
He's been smoking this whole time.

1180
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah.

1181
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Just like two cats and marbles a day.

1182
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That's where he's at.

1183
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
It's true.

1184
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
You know what a good game is for two people?

1185
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Magic the Gather.

1186
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I was going to say sex.

1187
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
That's what I was thinking too, Amy.

1188
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
That too.

1189
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Depending on the two people, I mean,

1190
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
for a married couple, certainly.

1191
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Yep.

1192
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Great.

1193
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
You know what?

1194
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
I don't think you can play both those games

1195
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
in the same night.

1196
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Nope.

1197
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Nope, because magic takes a long time to play.

1198
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yep, that's why.

1199
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Yeah, that's it.

1200
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
You nailed it.

1201
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Yeah.

1202
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Are we recording?

1203
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Yeah.

1204
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
We should go into the bloopers.

1205
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.